- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock knock. Its open.

The truth is he loves her!!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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