OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Your mam is so fat.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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drew edminstin is a rat

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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mental kid

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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