- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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