- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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