Women's Rights

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Golf.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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