- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Make me famous

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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