- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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