- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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