How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Ms Leong Sux

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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