What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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