A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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