- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

test test

mark is religion

RUN

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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