- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

woman's lacrosse

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why can't february march Because april may

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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