- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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