- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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