- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A penis walks into a bar..

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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