What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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