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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.