Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Jack Stevens

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Please don't shoot me

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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