- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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