- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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