Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Make me famous

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Sam Hengal.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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