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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why can't february march Because april may

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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