- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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