- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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