A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's the new green? Green

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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