what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Make me famous

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Error 37.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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poop.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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