- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

If life gives you lemonade.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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