- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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