- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

womans having rights.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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