Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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