- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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