Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Justin's life

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A baby seal walks into a club.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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