- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

You having friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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