- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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