How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Phew... it's gone.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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