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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer