- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guest what? Dog

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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