- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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