An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Stephen Hawking

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why is pie good. because it just is.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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