Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Christianity.

FIONN'S LIFE

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

can you pass the soap?

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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