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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

being sober in a bar fight

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Prostitution is bad.......

Pickles are moist.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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