- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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