- Anti Joke

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

can you pass the soap?

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Christianity.