What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Your mother just died.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Anti Joke

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