- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

knock knock... ...no answer

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Women's Rights

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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