What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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