- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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