What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Justin beiber's penis

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

sky's sty

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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