What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Anti Joke

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