Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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