who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What ryhmes with turtle rape

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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