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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What is life? Paul.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Bitch

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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