- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Waseem is a hard worker.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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