- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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