Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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