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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Who is big and stupid My brother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family