What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Robin, get in the car!

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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