Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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haha

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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