a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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