Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

hey hey apple

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Caroline Kelly.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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