What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Error 37.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Phew... it's gone.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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