whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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