- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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