Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Phew... it's gone.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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