- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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