Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What is life? Paul.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Bitch

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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