- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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