why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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