Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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