Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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whats white and sticky glue

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A man walks into a vagina

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Cancer

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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