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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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