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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Caroline Kelly.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident