You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A man walks into a vagina

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Cancer

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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