- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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