- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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