- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Badabing.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

European on my shoes, buddy.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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