- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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