- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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