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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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