- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!