- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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