Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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