Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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