What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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N-E Pats never cheated

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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