- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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