What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Tilt your screen back .

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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