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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Knock Knock! F*ck off

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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