Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Who is big and stupid My brother

Phew... it's gone.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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