- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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