- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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