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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Morning wood.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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