- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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