- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

your face

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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