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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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